Like a good wife, I settle most of my marital disagreements on the Internet.
The Ovaltine Battle (I lost) (Boo.)
The Salve Battle (I kicked Tate’s arse)
The Coke and Peanuts Battle (I won, but only by 10)
The Whities Battle (I won, hands down. Goooooooooooo ME!)
The battle of French Lick, IN (I won.) (duh!)
Apple Butter Battle (I obliviated Tate in this one.)
Coffee Cake Battle (It almost wasn’t fair how badly I whooped his butt.)
Cinnamon Life Battle (It was about 50/50. I hate admitting that.)
The “It’s Raining, It’s Pouring” Battle (This one, I won, but there were lots of extraneous issues brought up in the comments.)
Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Pints Battle (I won, no thanks to people who think it’s okay to eat other people’s ice cream.)
